i only reblog because im not talented or funny enough to figure this site out on my own

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

10/21/2014

orevet:

ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

I’m just picturing this from the bees’ point of view and it’s simultaneously hilarious and horrifying

10/19/2014

Power Piece: « Magneto »

10/18/2014
10/18/2014

She’s got ice in her heart, and a kiss on her lips…and a vulnerable side that she keeps well hidden.

10/18/2014

cocaineteas:

10/18/2014

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

10/18/2014

castiel-knight-of-hell:

majestiel:

#Sam is like #man it’s pretty chilly lemme just warm my hands on this burning corpse

fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this

10/18/2014
10/18/2014

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

10/18/2014
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